@TheOnion Russia is about to put an end to ISIL, so he has no choice but to prolong Afghanistan.
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@TheOnion C'mon. Where's your sense of adventure. Why not prolong the ones we're in AND start some new ones! Remember, War=$$$Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Trump and friends will get us some new cool wars!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ....He should focus more on the Border you think?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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