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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Oct 2015

    43 Shootings Committed By U.S. Toddlers This Year http://onion.com/1VVaboT  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/K8L0vOIrEN

    1:22 PM - 15 Oct 2015
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      1. Jacob Ford‏ @flatfishpro 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion only babies with guns can defend against babies with guns. More guns. Guns guns guns!

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      1. Umair Dawood‏ @umair56 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion no matter how many times you guys repost that old guy's face it always makes me smile

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      1. cherie B palumbos‏ @MsGoldBond 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion #WhatDoYouThink ...I think any adult that leaves their gun NOT locked up, and away from children..should get JAIL TIME

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      1. GTJamesDad‏ @gtjamesdad 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion ...FROM MY WARM, CHUBBY HANDS!!!

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      1. Joe Moceri‏ @jmoceri34 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion plastics expert lmao

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      1. Ben Rosenfeld‏ @BigBenComedy 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Those numbers sound a bit low

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      1. Thomas Griffin‏ @trgriffin1 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion tighter gun laws wouldn't change a thing, most obtained the weapons legally.

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      1. Jose Esteban Jr‏ @bacardi_jr 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I'd imagine this is not too far from satire guys……. Unfortunately

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      1. Stacy Anne Warren‏ @stacyanne55 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion THATS WHY KIDS SHOULDNT HAVE GUNS!!!

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      1. Tommy NoBiz‏ @TNobiz 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion #terribletwos

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      1. barry goldman‏ @barrygoldman1 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @leecronin no. this might in fat not be joke. i not looking. guns spring loaded beasties, easy toddler toy

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      1. cac‏ @caltoncac 15 Oct 2015
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        @ma_calton “@TheOnion: 43 Shootings Committed By U.S. Toddlers This Year http://onion.com/1VVaboT  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/z2TztDVuHc”

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      1. Kieran 'Suspect Package' Eleison‏ @KieranEleison 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/hMkdkaDOMA

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      1. Bone Daddy‏ @0neWhale 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion you've done it again

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