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@TheOnion finally he IS doing something and there is something to write about!

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@TheOnion again a great bedtime story! my old habit is to choose one from the onion timeline for my kids, total success always
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@TheOnion there you guys go picking on Obama again!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh my god, this must be proof he's a Muslim and out to destroy the country.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Magic. Is. Real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we know we have a great pres when the onion writes silly articles about him instead of scathing satire...had a good laughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wtf is this,some sort of Point and Click adventure game by the goverment? xDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion to the Swamp of Sadness?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion looks like loveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...and here I thought he was admiring his own reflection...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion correction: Mare not mateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That was not fair
It was Dick Cheney& the Bush Boys
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@TheOnion what? No wings or golden bridle. Always have a carrot or two in pocket and never approach from rear without warning. It's lookingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All we got was@davidcameron and a pig!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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