@TheOnion Everyone knows a kiss is how to wake someone in a coma.pic.twitter.com/Dq5ZRQXbgT
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@TheOnion Everyone knows a kiss is how to wake someone in a coma.pic.twitter.com/Dq5ZRQXbgT
@TheOnion but can't bend far enough over to reach their goal.
@TheOnion This shit is more believable then @UberFacts
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