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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Oct 2015

    8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises Second Amendment Rights http://onion.com/1GIA137 pic.twitter.com/gWRPFubXPR

    9:03 AM - 15 Oct 2015
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      1. Vanessa Wyeth‏ @vwyeth 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Paging @KagroX

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      1. joP‏ @jogopow 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Sometimes I read and think,"It's The Onion." This I read and thought, "could've been real." 😢

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      1. Lucas Greeves‏ @lcgreeves 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @mteverfresh

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      1. Aaron Tom‏ @ToxicHighway 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Well this will create a shitstorm...

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      2. Ayn Rand Cultist‏ @RustyIronRat 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Claiming your opponent supports the maiming of children is despicable. @TheOnion

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      3. Kris Lucius‏ @krislucius 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @RustyIronRat

        @RustyIronRat @TheOnion no one said they are anti-kid but giving zillions of $'s to fight trigger locks & background checks is "support"

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      4. Ayn Rand Cultist‏ @RustyIronRat 15 Oct 2015
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        Opposing laws that won't affect crimes isn't same as supporting murder. @krislucius @TheOnion

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      5. Kris Lucius‏ @krislucius 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @RustyIronRat

        @RustyIronRat @TheOnion changing the conditions that create these accidents is what we support, and nra supports the status quo

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Ayn Rand Cultist‏ @RustyIronRat 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @krislucius

        Have your kids attended a NRA funded gun safety course? @krislucius @TheOnion

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      7. Kris Lucius‏ @krislucius 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @RustyIronRat

        @RustyIronRat @TheOnion nope. Haven't taught them how to best handle razor blades or explosives either

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Ayn Rand Cultist‏ @RustyIronRat 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @krislucius

        So you intentionally haven't taught your kids how to be safe around guns or knives? @krislucius @TheOnion

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      9. Pax ⚑‏ @SemperLiberum 15 Oct 2015
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        @RustyIronRat @krislucius @TheOnion Probably hasn't taught them not to play in the street or not to eat things under the kitchen sink either

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      1. Peter Nel‏ @OldSkoolTweeter 15 Oct 2015
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        “@TheOnion: 8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises Second Amendment Rights http://onion.com/1GIA137  pic.twitter.com/RI2PXBwenC” Spot on!!!!

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      1. Tom Johnson‏ @TomJohnson3rd 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I take it you like the location!

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      1. BooDel 😈deau‏ @BlueDel99deau 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Okay I'm pro-gun and this was hilarious.

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      1. Kieran 'Suspect Package' Eleison‏ @KieranEleison 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion When it comes to #2A, RIF.

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      1. Bysshe‏ @GiantPoet 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion he's a true patriot!!! 'Merica!!!

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      1. asif khan‏ @oobivat 15 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion ahh would have worked so much better if that sentence ended after "he is in a serious but stable condition".

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