Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2015

    Aging Mother Knows Any Wrong Move Could Be Taken For Telltale Sign Of Dementia http://onion.com/1hEXgEQ pic.twitter.com/8MfkoEw25k

    7:45 PM - 14 Oct 2015
    • 318 Retweets
    • 837 Likes
    • clarice° haunted cathle 🌚 daniel kahlúa Jenifer Hanson Jordan Stahl mikey? Frdrk samantha StainsOfConcern
    16 replies 318 retweets 837 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. scarlet begonia the dodgers are doing things‏ @reheatmycoffee 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion LOL i definitely sent this one to my mom @Sean_M_Lewis @killtron456

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Black_Raven135‏ @RosaleeAdams 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @reheatmycoffee

        @kandie_d @TheOnion @Sean_M_Lewis @killtron456 why? so she can worry YOU may be thinking she is delusional? Nice..

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Lee G. Kushner‏ @lee_kushner 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @hannahromes Muah-ha-ha-ah-ah-ha-0hahahah!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Lee G. Kushner‏ @lee_kushner 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @lee_kushner

        @TheOnion @hannahromes &obviously,this women's verbal memory and abstract composition skills r mere compensations 4 her mental deterioration

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Lee G. Kushner‏ @lee_kushner 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @lee_kushner

        @TheOnion @hannahromes Poor thing!I would cart her off to a facility NOW,b4 she burns the house down,&her family becomes liable 4 negligence

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Black_Raven135‏ @RosaleeAdams 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @CoolCzech1 article insinuates that if a person is a certain age it automatically means they may be delusional.. So wrong

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. CoolCzech‏ @CoolCzech1 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @RosaleeAdams

        @RosaleeAdams @TheOnion The Onion is a hilarious parody site.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Black_Raven135‏ @RosaleeAdams 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @CoolCzech1

        @CoolCzech1 @TheOnion having lost our mother to Parkinsons I am struck by how we found nothing funny about how it affected her mind...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. CoolCzech‏ @CoolCzech1 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @RosaleeAdams

        @RosaleeAdams @TheOnion I took the parody to make fun of people that assume the aged are deranged.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Joe McCracken‏ @joemccracken44 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @kmccracken4 mom

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Joseph V.‏ @AManCalledH 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Sharon Powell, 64, don't worry your not alone, That was truly funny shit.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Black_Raven135‏ @RosaleeAdams 14 Oct 2015
        Replying to @AManCalledH

        @UrbanArtPhoto @TheOnion her family and friends need to reexamine THEIR minds for assuming anything...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. giggsy bear‏ @GiggsyTheCorgi 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Aging Mother Knows Any Wrong Move Could Be Taken For Dementia http://onion.com/1hEXgEQ  pic.twitter.com/BUZbh7Wclo” @karategrammy

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Grammy‏ @karategrammy 15 Oct 2015
        Replying to @GiggsyTheCorgi

        @GiggsyTheCorgi funny 😉😉😜😜ha ha- but I don't know who u r

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info