@TheOnion That's shoddy work. Real journalism would've found out what kind of soda it was, and CNN would have speculated on it for hours.
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@TheOnion how do you guys do itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Name witheld until family can be notifiedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey, that's meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion exemplary I would go with: totally out of this world-as in alienThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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