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@TheOnion Welcome to my life. I lost my keys ten years ago. I accidentally used cat food instead of grahams for my pie crust, 1 lousy mistakThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mattdotta1 Why do you think I keep a detailed, daily journal?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @BarnesAshlynneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...terrible what some people would do to a love one..how many stories have we heard just like this!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I truly hate you people now. GET OUT OF MY HEAD TODAY.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dark as hell. This is why satire is important.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My mom was demen my sis too dad too I m the only insane one in the familyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...but forgot why.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nailed it. Wow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion damnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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