@TheOnion There is a Xanax taped to the back of it.
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@TheOnion Jesus help me, I used to do this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And the problem is?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane ewwww who packs a mini milk that is sure to be warm by the time lunch comes around#ijustthrewupinmymouth -
@NHoagieAflac@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane That's not milk. -
@CynDavi@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane it says Light Cream on it. Who drinks that? I still think...eewww
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane my mom did thatabdwouldusecookiecuttersasmessage a in my sandwiches! Cool moms!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There's a bottle of vodka under the sandwich.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane your so sweet:)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MattWindwalker mom would leave me note to remind me to make sure I didn't Give IT Up before hetero marriageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane that's sweet:)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can't get enough of your humor it makes my day!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane baby baby baby baby


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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane unless yourself is a insecure little girl then don't be that person for the presentation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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