@TheOnion They were stranded after he ordered their road closed as punishment for disloyalty.
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@openspacez at least they're actually in NJ, unlike our governor. (I know it's satire lol)
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@TheOnion somebody send them a Sandys care pkg and hug from President Obama NOW

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@TheOnion Too close to reality.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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