@TheOnion Clinton shows off good will, donates three quarters of face/neck skin remnants to burn victims after recent make over.
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Hillarious! @buttholedrip
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@TheOnion Hillary is practicing being spontaneous in front of the mirror.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mad rush to delete emails and get rid of the servers that they were stored on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Age showing. Anyone remember Dreyfuss as fast talker? Robert Downey Jr. contemporary choice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#CNNDebate big#JEOPARDY 4#HillaryClinton if#CNN#Cooper or#Lemon asks of errs made in 1993-2001 by#BillClinton on#AlQaeda, +Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion rock-paper-scissors ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Awesome!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Clinton developing new ironing technique to reduce face wrinkles.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#AndersonCooper tight black T @ stake: Can#CNN#Cooper ask meaner ?s#HillaryClinton than#Today@SavannahGuthrie did?#CNNDebateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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