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@TheOnion It is not guns that I am afraid of, it is my wife's cooking that will kill me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@michaelklishin use a carving knife like everyone else. There's always frying pans, cheese graters and peanut butter too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion More true than is comfortable actuallyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Musical answer to NRA, "They Say People, Not Guns, Kill People, But Honey, The Gun Sure Helps!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2CYNes6WVA …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion With guns how can I cook or read or mske love?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahaaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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