@TheOnion Conversely, man walking through Pearly Gates really wished he banged his neighbors wife
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@AbareDavey@TheOnion Coveted neighbor reaches heaven. Feels guilty for being attractive.
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@ryanmbarton “@TheOnion: Man Burning In Hell Wishes He Hadn't Snickered At Religious Leaflet http://onion.com/1G0ophi ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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