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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Oct 2015

    Sight Of 400 War Elephants On Horizon Marks Hillary Clinton’s Arrival In Swing State http://onion.com/1G6FzcN pic.twitter.com/yTIj252vhW

    12:30 PM - 11 Oct 2015
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    • the black swan of trespass 💙💜💗 Jill Benson Kyle Sammin Lary Bird bahvoom Mercutio Jeff VanderMeer Mitch Broddon Vote November 6!
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      1. Bulldog‏ @Bullogre 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion shouldn't it be war donkeys?

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      1. John Sheehy‏ @JohnSheehy405 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion in an unforseen move she crosses the Alps and soundly defeats trump's legions in what historians are calling the second cannae

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      1. lil jon‏ @WhatAGhost 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I wish American politics where resolved in biblical/Tolkien style battles. I can already imagine the Republican Knights.

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      1. Shane Corbett‏ @shancobett67 13 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Those elephants ran away in fear of a little mouse named Bernie. #Bernie2016

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      1. Shizzle the Land‏ @Shizzletheland 12 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Did Goldman Sachs pay for them?

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      1. I Can't Think of Anything Clever Here‏ @missshenna 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Hillable or Hannary?

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Is that Donalds Trunk at the back. . . HAH AH Aha ha ha ha ha ha h aha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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      1. INCSays‏ @Moturoais 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion well as long as it's not Oliphants answering the call from Mordor.

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      1. Calm Down America‏ @CalmAmerica 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion such a powerful message. Makes me feel honored for the power of the elephant.

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      1. Miguel A. Fernández‏ @mad_gcc 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @Mercutio_M Jesus, it looks like "The windup girl"!

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      1. K.L. Miller‏ @kimiko81 11 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I want to know where she gets her war elephants, I need some, and I just dont know what to do, new, used, I am at a loss.

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