@TheOnion The Egg McMuffin isn't available on the all-day menu. #SatireFail
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@TheOnion And here is another example of a re-tweet re-run.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What took@McDonalds so long#eggmcmuffinforallThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what's a guy gotta do to get a little breakfast round here?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So right. I knew a guy (Steve Hacker) who gorged on McD TID, and it oozed from his pores, a rotted meat aroma, like he'd died.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@maggieNYT It's a good day for AmericaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But he does - McMuffins aren't on the all-day breakfast menu. :-(#alldayMcMuffinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL x 1000. A new pinnacle of Western Civilization has been reached!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Every Voice matters for@TheVoiceFATA#FATA#AbolishFCR http://rbl.ms/1OtcZnpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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