Here are some of proposals to improve the nation's prison system: http://onion.com/1WPQvjj pic.twitter.com/tGByABvkLO
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Let's reform the nation's prison system by putting prisoners to work building more prisons. It's like perpetual motion. @TheOnion
@TheOnion Cool, bring back chain gang music too.
@TheOnion that would be funny if it wasn't true
@TheOnion May deem laughable to us but been done many times throughout history.
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