@TheOnion I went to college with that guy (no really)
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@TheOnion That is what he gets for looking like geraldo.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Told date once that my boss was a dumb ass, was the bosses daughter. She agreed with me wholeheartedly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ARDALJONES next time I see you I will tell you my friends THE worst date ever involves an old peoples home, Crackerjack & divorce -
@hellofromhut@TheOnion I am drawn in and horrified at what that may entail in equal measure. Like watching a Gif of the Hindenburgh. -
@ARDALJONES@TheOnion if it was a movie, that would have to be the tag line!
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