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@TheOnion I support the carry of concealed machetes by law abiding citizens. Great deterrent, actually.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "the only thing that can stop a bad man with a Machete is a good guy with some throwing stars, a broadsword & a pike"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Followed next by the National Lawn Dart Association with a harrowing taleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@illadope machetes are more manly to use than guns - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion LOL, no we want more machete murders by gangs. It's their best customer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You can have my flamberge when you pry it out of my cold, dead hand.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this machete is just a symbol and expression of my FREEDOM, why would you want to take that from me?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Im sure the Edge Weapons community rejoicesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There is, and sadly must be, a@KnifeRights organization, already.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i agree with them. Not just because I'm the leader of the machete squad#friskydingoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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