@TheOnion @edskoudis Security peeps loop the string around their wrist.
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.. and sometimes our kids will let us do the same with their balloons.
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@TheOnion First they took away smoking, then clowns, balloons will be the next to go...yet Chuckie Cheeses is going to serve booze...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@m“@TheOnion: Child’s Loose Grasp On Balloon Only Thing Between Peace And Anarchy At Restaurant http://onion.com/1Mf0POM http://twitter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Balloon is purple in the photograph, red in the story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JCannizzo@TheOnion this is so valid
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