Damn. The Onion gives no fucks. Well done. Maybe this will wake some people up. @TheOnion
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@TheOnion If your into commiting crime I'm sure you have miranda rights memorizedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stop playing. Miranda rights are a thing of the past. Been arrested twice, never heard them. 2 days in jail before judge reads 2 uThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes, after the cops kick the shit out of them. Sounds about right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And 84% of Suspects never gets all of there Miranda Rights, unless they pay for it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And what % of them get murdered, losing count...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Art mimics life?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the best, as always. XoxoxoxThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Where is the lie?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion as if that would matterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so in london that would be white folk then as theyre the minority FACTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahahhahahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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