@TheOnion And in other news, his poop is still green from the Halloween Whopper. #GoodTimes
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@Myclecycles@TheOnion Shamrock shake? - End of conversation
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@TheOnion no mcmuffins served at lunch boooo!! We were bamboozledThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@aliciachap_ is that youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion McGriddles 4 dinner?!? Oh the humanity!#DoctorRobertSaysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@KatherineObri16@TheOnion no,the onion is 100% non satire.americas finest news source
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