@theonion @sauerkrause this guy already did it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK5XvHWKVD0 …
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@mutedogbrewing@TheOnion I want one now.
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@TheOnion even though this is comedy there is a whole lotta truth there ..something democrats will never ever understandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @ceoofserranco isn't that a crossbow?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BlunderingIdiom I'm a woman & need a gun for protection from crazy loons who have been reared by liberal morons or By no1 at allThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You must admit, creating a knife launcher would take time and effort, unlike buying a gun at Target, yes?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this would be funny if it had any bearing on reality.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No, it will be a laser weapon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Crazy yes, sadly someone is already thinking it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Likely their on Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs) drugs.....their thinking is not rationalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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