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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Oct 2015

    Pope Francis Clarifies That God Just One Of Many Immortal Beings Who Speak To Him Every Day http://onion.com/1JPXDTB pic.twitter.com/wPt53w6aKk

    8:20 AM - 6 Oct 2015
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    • Gloria Am GLOBE🌎♕JUSTICE♕JRN♛ Jacob Brandom c e sonny scroggins J.R. London Caitlyn Campbell Sharron maluMUA Stephen
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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I think my Uncle Harold is another.

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      2. Ausup‏ @TheAusup 6 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @chipfoxx Funny thing is, knowing this pope, I kinda believe the headline at first. I can totally see him making that statement

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      3. Bootz‏ @Bootzworth 6 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheAusup

        @TheAusup As far as popes go, he's a pretty chill guy. Good fit for the things going on today.

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      2. Proudatheist‏ @pointlessprayer 6 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham clearly he's mental

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      2. Jonah Bethune‏ @bethunejonah 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @WeatherbyBen

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      2. Agon‏ @BookBurner101 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Crazy old Communist coot!

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      3. Robot J. McCarthy‏ @RedScareBot 6 Oct 2015
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        Watch Ur Beck RT @bookburner101: @TheOnion Crazy old Communist coot!

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      1. Jaxx Noamon‏ @MyReality007 19 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion The Pope seems like a nice guy, to bad he can't actually change the Catholic Church, and he is a crazy man or a liar maybe both

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      1. Krombopulos Michael‏ @JohnKuhnJr 9 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @CJ_2273

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      1. Oscar chamorro‏ @chimbo4645 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @memobarba que hueva!

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Lmfao. Tell John Lennon you are bigger than the beatles now.

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      1. J‏ @jrjobe 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Breaking News: God plays with shadow puppets.pic.twitter.com/yYIwDaU2MQ

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      1. Clancy Gavin‏ @clancygavin420 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion At least one voice has to be reason and decry discrimination and bigotry.

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      1. Kevin Fitzpatrick‏ @kfitzmedia 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I love her cap that she wears

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      1. Mugenyi.Kaija‏ @FrankKaijaM 6 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion the Harlot seen in the desert Revelations in the Bible.

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