@theonion How can I turn The Onion "Area Man" in to a costume… hrm.
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@TheOnion@sandramjreid@starkidpotter_ joes beating the other guy at drinking..
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@Erin7990TD@TheOnion@starkidpotter_ Joe is hardcore. Just like his eyebrow game -
@sandramjreid YES OMFG ~/ That's literally the shape his eyebrows do
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@TheOnion@bvanparidon welcome to my entire life up to and including this moment!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is one case when it's better to be a girl. You have NO doubt when you're being "mean girled"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion male bonding and being bullied might not be mutually exclusive.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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