@TheOnion He actually bored them to death, this picture is misleading.
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@TheOnion@BrattleStCap The Onion's Kerry articles are almost as good as their Biden coverage.http://www.theonion.com/article/john-kerry-sits-in-shadows-of-kiev-cafe-awaiting-w-35436 … - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion more like the Russians drank themselves to death trying to drown out Kerry's brutal speeches.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's why this guy should run for president.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Considering his cycling skills, he should stay seated and continue to pretend he's coherent.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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