@TheOnion my ancestors are not apes. To show how silly evolution theory is, when would a chicken evolve?!
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@acresofsaphire@TheOnion Simple: whenever the environmental pressures change requiring different traits for survival. -
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@TheOnion how many creatures has evolved since your ape-forefather?! -
@acresofsaphire@TheOnion Given how many hundreds of millennia have passed, somewhere on the order of several hundred thousand.
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@TheOnion the only thing that gets me out of bed on a sunday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 无法直视的画风hhhhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion decided to stay on ground. Get married and buy a car.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And when they got there, they found rotting and fermented fruits. They ingested them-accidentally-becoming hilarious dancing arondThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A cock n' bulls eye story, or just monkeying around?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Newman" !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WHAT? NO WAYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Must have been a man. On Sunday. Watching football.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well how did they get up the tree in the first place -
@shknocker@TheOnion I thought God put them there ...
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