@TheOnion No way a birth only costs $450 with only a 2.1k deductible.
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@TheOnion please add a laparoscopic appendectomy for $23,000Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Does that include the "Bottle In Front Of Me During My Frontal Lobotomy."?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Didn't see option for removing head from ass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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