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@TheOnion preferably having caught the little aliens in a sexual actThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You think everything around you is real? Quantum Mechanics comes here again to rescue us. http://bornscientist.com/ScientificResearch/?u=Is_reality_really_real_or_a_computer_simulated_program … -
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Nation Demands NASA Stop Holding Press Conferences Until They Discover Some Little Alien Guys: http://onion.com/1iTLffx via
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