.@TheOnion's satire is getting strikingly specific.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/650135765670887424 …
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no joke, they sell the broken ones by covering them in honey mustard dust.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've been trying to do this my whole life! I'm super thirsty.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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