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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Oct 2015

    Federal Government Adds 600,000 Acres To National Forbidden Zone http://onion.com/1KWlfYC pic.twitter.com/F2A25pOXYg

    1:00 PM - 2 Oct 2015
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      1. Kevin‏ @kevindamp 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion DEPARTMET?

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      1. Ryan Olson‏ @QuesoGuapo 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Is the apparent "departmet" misspelling a clue of a deeper, darker conspiracy at play. #NotAllTypos

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      1. Bool‏ @tomservo10 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Do not go there.pic.twitter.com/eDgytKk1D1

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      1. Jeremy Clark‏ @clarksohigh 3 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion bull that's the way the gov works

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      1. FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE‏ @SwooshyCueb 3 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion cc @ApprovedNews6

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      1. Maryqueenofscotts‏ @bba87ecff48942c 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion does this include "national parks" , that are now owned by the U.N.?

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      1. Hank gunderson‏ @Vawmtsamsiyu 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion how much do forbidden zone soothsayers make?

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      1. Mike Duigou‏ @mjduigou 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion How big is the "Danger Zone" and how long is the highway to it?

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      1. Brian Gunier‏ @planet_telex13 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion NOT THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!

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      1. Tristan Suede‏ @psonicsuede 2 Oct 2015
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        @theonion Damn them all to Hell!

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      2. James Nelson‏ @ihavtaputa_here 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I am appalled and impressed at the fact that the government can just create land like that.

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      3.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 2 Oct 2015
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        @ihavtaputa_here They can't. It's @TheOnion.

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      4. James Nelson‏ @ihavtaputa_here 4 Oct 2015
        Replying to @liammatherson5

        @famousamos5 @TheOnion *facepalm*

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      1. Jake  🏳️‍🌈‏ @CaptainJZH 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion In the place formerly known as New York City. Protesters against burying of Lady Liberty.

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 2 Oct 2015
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        "@TheOnion: Federal Government Adds 600,000 Acres To National Forbidden Zone http://onion.com/1KWlfYC  pic.twitter.com/czNLQtoV9W"

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      1. Equity Insurance‏ @EquityIns 2 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Never heard of such an area, where are these "Forbidden Zone" lands?

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