@theonion if only someone was awake in that elevator to wake him up – this wouldn't have happened. Shit, nvm, only works on guns, right?
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@JasonCarl83@TheOnion My dream has finally come true Jason Carl.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stupid. Someone was there taking the picture and you can't sleep standing up with your arms crossed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jackiemcconnell come on buddyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it was all the way on the 4th floorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Jon_Falcon602 you're the worst
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@TheOnion riveting contentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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