@TheOnion @angifrigginhorn
If it were anonymous, I'd be all over it. I'm happy to give am honest review of someone, but then I might die
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@TheOnion if you could get a list of ppl who are going to screw you over in your life, when you are born, that would save a lot of my heart!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How is this not a bad idea again?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Me: Ashley. Siri: Searching... okay, here is what I've found: There are 40 Ashleys nearby, three are recommended.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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