@TheOnion Says the only Free nation in the world
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@yothatdoodart because england, france, germany and japan are totally ruled over by facist dictators.
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@yothatdoodart ....what? I mean, WHAT? i was being sarcastic. JP and England have Prime ministers that can be unseated in months.
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@jcrosscall The fact that@TheOnion has literally written this headline/article in the wake of other shootings is sadly ironic. -
@DocGonzoEsq it is clear it will never lose its relevance
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@TheOnion@mknepprath just noticed its the same story they keep reposting whenever there is a shooting, they just change the names. -
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@TheOnion I thought it was actually the same story every time.
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THERE IS NO ACCEPTABLE REASON
@TheOnion SHOULD BE GETTING THIS MUCH MILAGE OUT OF THIS 2014 ARTICLEhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/649720813323743232 …
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@TheOnion@NicholasGolden Scary when the Onion reads as truth instead of satire. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Australia has one mass shooting. Everyone has to turn in their guns. No mass shootings since.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I guess we all forget about France last year...Charlie Hebdo. -
@Indys_own_moody@TheOnion "Regularly" is the key word.
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@TheOnion Absolutely! No one in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Israel, North Korea, or Mexico ever gets shot by an armed gunman. ;) -
Nice to know that those are the countries you have to point to. Not any sensible ones.
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Like Norway?
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Norway is one of the safest countries in the world, so... nope?
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That's per capita, and the Anders Breivik massacre is perhaps the sole reason they're at the top.
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And you cant compare the aggregate totals of a country with 350M people to a country with 5. And call them comparable.
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No. You can't. So why bring up Norway at all? It doesn't change anything I said.
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