@TheOnion @cynical_0ne I laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe.
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@cynical_0ne It took me forever to get through it. Evey single sentence is hilarious. I was snorting, I was laughing so hard.
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@dianabill@TheOnion You snorted? Wow. I hope you are alone. -
@cynical_0ne It was NOT attractive.
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@dianabill Of course, everything you do is attractive. -
@cynical_0ne That is sooo not true. But, thank you.
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@dianabill All that and modest too.
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@TheOnion BuzzFeed version: What Happened When He Got Struck By Cream Pie Will Shock You.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AsheSchow *GASP!* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MainMandarin if this is true, your social standing is lying down... at the bottom of a mine shaftThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When pie throwing and banning cigarettes came along, the world went to prozac and seat belts....Kill me now..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh, Ralph NaderThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion are other pies implicated?@RudyHavensteinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RudyHavenstein How obvious - it's#banana cream pie!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AsheSchow Well, crud. Now I reeeeeeeally want a cream pie!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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