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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Oct 2015

    Female Serial Killer Has To Work Twice As Hard To Achieve Notoriety http://onion.com/1Lm9UGG pic.twitter.com/2XMqXOoFAk

    6:15 AM - 1 Oct 2015
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      1. Heather Little‏ @truckrgrrl 1 Oct 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good one! ;-) “@TheOnion: Female Serial Killer Has to Work Twice As Hard to Achieve Notoriety http://onion.com/1Lm9UGG  pic.twitter.com/r8I8fL9Jah”

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      1. Logic confuses Libs‏ @winston__1984 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Female Serial Killer Breaks 20 Kill Barrier

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      1. Jake Eslinger‏ @jtesli13 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion ..hadn't realized that gender discrimination was a problem in identifying serial killers... # serialkillershavefeelingstoo

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      1. Julianna Rose Children's Foundation‏ @JRCFoundation 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion That's terrible We need to protest for #SerialKillerEquality Someone call #RevAl pronto

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      1. Marky Mark Twain‏ @OldManRiver1800 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion It's a shame nobody talks about the glass ceiling regarding felonies. thank you for this important article.

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      1. small potatoes‏ @bloosks 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @churnberger

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      2. 4am ... 🕓‏ @angrybobtrcst 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion That looks like an older Kim Davis. Did the Pope give her the secret to time travel at their meeting? I didn't read your story.

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      1.  ⚖️  🇺🇸 Krystal Bradsher  🇺🇸  ⚖️‏ @STARING_KRYSTAL 9 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion #TheStruggleIsReal

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      1. Jim Fay‏ @Jimfaywriter 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion I hate it when women aren't appreciated for the hard work the do in their chosen fields.

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      1. Jill Kellogg‏ @GoKlahanie 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion sorry Onion. Bad timing. #UCCShooting

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      1. Shawn G.‏ @Efreet69 1 Oct 2015
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        RT @TheOnion Female Serial Killer Must Work Twice As Hard To Achieve Notoriety http://onion.com/1Lm9UGG  @GrandyManFTW21

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      1. Sara Keller‏ @sassysarasez 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion Dammit! More work to be done!

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      1. Chad Taylor‏ @ChadTaylor_TX 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion When will we break that glass ceiling. Why should a woman have to kill & dismember twice as many victims as a man. #serialequality

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      1. Ray‏ @Ray_Deployable 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion ...what a jewel....someone that you want to bring home to mom..

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      1. Logic confuses Libs‏ @winston__1984 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion "I Had You in My Sights Gacy" She Tells Warden

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      1. Kevin Lammi‏ @kevinrlammi 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @emilyyy_says the patriarchy is real

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      1. Roopa Banerjee‏ @roopabanerjee 1 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion @mojorojo For heaven's sake.

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