New Evidence Confirms First Human Ancestors Climbed Down From Trees To Retrieve Dropped Snackhttp://onion.com/1KRTlNi
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@TheOnion y comían cebollas! JeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Millions of years later: "I dropped the remote but I don't want to get up... Eh, forget it!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And how was opposable thumbs and grip first developed? Oh yeah.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one small step for ape, one giant leap for mankindThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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