@TheOnion that's so exciting, I live in starke!
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@TheOnion He also said: "I'm deathly afraid of needles!" followed by: "I hope they do it on a Wed. AFTER supper. Wed. is pizza night!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think you a verbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought it was a head-ripping-off machine?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Be patient all will be revealed soon. lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Florida just playing mind games with the inmate. Real plans to strap him into old sparky and watch him ride the lightning. TGMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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