@TheOnion I dumped a 40-year-old for saying people were 'blowing up his phone.'
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @sally_evans_ HAHAHAHAHA MOMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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