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@TheOnion He must have a lot of friends.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@audbreezy Wow. It's like we are their only audience. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: 29-Year-Old Has Been Going To Different Friend's Wedding Every Weekend For Past 3 Years" not the same frequency but I can relateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion first thing I do when I get a new iPhone is submerse it in water. They have failed me EVERY time... Yet I go back for moreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He must have a lot of friends, or he must be a priest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RealSharkFinn22 I don't know why they didn't just ask for my photo.
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@TheOnion @mccullaghpaul this is youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion after he is married with children it will be different friend's child's birthday party every weekend.
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