Here are The Onion’s tips for training your dog: http://onion.com/1iZcF4j pic.twitter.com/zEMLzvgkBK
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@TheOnion You can't teach a dead dog new tricks.
@TheOnion ~That way, the animal will remember what act, illicits what response & chews up the most beloved items in the place. Priorities.
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