TIP: Consistency is key. Remember to use the same expletive every time your dog chews up your shoes.http://onion.com/1iZjSBz
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@TheOnion: Here are The Onion’s tips for training your dog: http://onion.com/1iZcF4j pic.twitter.com/ZIE7zBZz4U” Fill the gaping void in my life
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Doggies like kids. Whatever is the new excitment.
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Tips apply equally well to infants. RT
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@TheOnion headline for your consideration: local teachers to be executed after lunch friday due to failing studentsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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