@TheOnion The true symbol of America. The founding fathers would be proud.
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@TheOnion will the HOA board of directors be rewarded with 72 full-breasted virgins in Jannah?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion will they at least have a portrait of the Prophet Muhammad in the condo lobby?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so i don't have to wear a Burka in the exercise room?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion honestly I'm disappointed. I was hoping they would build an evangelical mega-church near ground zero.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what stance will the HOA bylaws take on the consumption of pork?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion as long as the doormats face Mecca I'm fine with it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nothing says moving memorial like the uber rich living in high priced condos.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this was@dickcheney's plan all along.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the doorman won't be Middle Eastern, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm happy as long as there will still be a swimming poolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this guy knows the true religion of America: the worship of money!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion will the condos have prayer mats in the lobby?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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