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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Sep 2015

    Andy Reid Carefully Consults Plastic Bib With Chiefs Offensive Plays #MNFpic.twitter.com/aGdhDYMp4T

    6:15 PM - 28 Sep 2015
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      1. Matt Corley‏ @CorleyMatt 28 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @MacCocktail Have a feeling he'll be using that bib later with some emotional eating. #issues #KCvsGB

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      1. Matthew Zambri‏ @Zambri35 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @daneyule1 Fat Walrus? I say bring back Fat Black

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      1. Royals Panic Button‏ @RoyalsPanic 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion game isnt even over and Onion weighs in, pun certainly intended

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      1. Don Packer‏ @donpacker 29 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion And he needed a crying towel too after last night.

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      1. Clyde Christian‏ @clydestuary 29 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Psycho Dayhttp://www.amazon.com/Porn-Expo-Psycho-Day-Christian-ebook/dp/B00VZA9AZ0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1443510429&sr=8-1&keywords=porn+expo …

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      1. Hayden Moore‏ @haydenmoore88 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @RussellMarriott 😂😂

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      1. Shhh...‏ @coopdawg4ever 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion really need a better graphic artist.

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      1. jack‏ @rice_rice_bby 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @SpecialPretzels

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      1. Otter‏ @ScottSparr 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I am sincerely rooting for the chiefs, though.

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      1. Fritz Grutzner‏ @fgrutzner 28 Sep 2015
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      1. Becky‏ @davefan 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion 😃

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      1. Myles Murdock‏ @mylesmur 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion shouldn't it be upside down so he can flip it up and read it?

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      1. Bill Burns‏ @b2burns 28 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Maybe those are just spaghetti stains!

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      1. Just a fan of humans‏ @RoscoePekoTrai1 28 Sep 2015
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      1. Ryno‏ @RyanRauert 28 Sep 2015
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      1. Pap-pap McConville‏ @KMcConville_9 28 Sep 2015
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        "@TheOnion: Andy Reid Carefully Consults Plastic Bib With Chiefs Offensive Plays #MNF pic.twitter.com/iDOEBp4Z5I" 😂😂😂😂

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