@TheOnion @olivermagoo OMG, this is priceless!!! Thanks for the laughs.
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@SouthPark WE DIDN'T LISTEN! “@TheOnion: Study: Red Meat Takes Years Off Of Cow's Life http://onion.com/1NYceCD pic.twitter.com/YmvBtxaGnL”
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@TheCatholicBoat@SouthPark@TheOnion And vegans remove any hope of future survival -
@thomasso_m@southpark@theonion they always come up with something (e.g., homeopathy, crystal healing, anti-vaccination, crossfit, etc.)
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@TheOnion@Medic22222 my gf's utter's are behind the front legs,,,lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Love that little lag between the start of an Onion headline and the twist: suspense rewarded every time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and you can quantify it in eternityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Aww, poor heifer!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OMG! So i've been evil towards cows for so many years! Well, they are freaking tasty, so i'll keep being evil.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Cl3v3r_G1rl Cows s'posed to graze. Feeding them meat is creating heavier, meatier, younger cows for consumers to buy.#MadCowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RudyHavenstein especially the#PorterhouseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Vegans remove any hope of their continued existenceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion makes senseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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