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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Sep 2015

    Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years http://onion.com/1KMHSi5 pic.twitter.com/sHAaqzvgC6

    7:15 AM - 27 Sep 2015
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      2. Jodzio Jonz‏ @Jodzio 28 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham where's he gonna put the chapter on Mars?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. (((Wertham)))‏ @fredric_wertham 28 Sep 2015
        Replying to @Jodzio

        @Jodzio Might be able to squeeze it in somewhere between The Idol Bel and the Dragon & Prayer of Manasses (which nobody ever notices)

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Dave ..... just Dave‏ @rockgod1970 27 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion He really should do a re-issue ..... given the facts that have come to light since the original came out

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      2. A . H‏ @amelievondollar 27 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @wildlifetracey Really offensive article ! If you do something well enough the first time, you shouldn't need to do it again !!

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      3. Fartface Von Sassbanana‏ @blazer_raid 27 Sep 2015
        Replying to @amelievondollar

        @amelievondollar @TheOnion it's satire. A joke. What's truly offensive is that you dopily fall for it, then get on your haughty soapbox.

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      1. tmueller‏ @tmueller4 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion writers block?

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      1. Douglas Bulloch‏ @douglasbulloch 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion I believe some argue he wrote a follow up about 1,400 years in the region of Medina, or more recently in Utah.

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      1. Abbi's Dad‏ @levolor77 27 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just like Truman Capote after "In Cold Blood" @TheOnion @AMarraPBPost

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      1. 𝕁𝕒𝕪𝕒 𝔻𝕦𝕓𝕖𝕪‏ @msjdubey 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Creator's block?

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      1. ° 🦇 🖤‏ @eTRUTHjah 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @shawtayeee

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      1. Klaatu 2 "I'm baaaaack..."‏ @Helixtwice 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion It's still a best seller.

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      2. mallory‏ @malloryfoutch 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @MatthewjCorbett

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      3.  🦇 Corbett‏ @matthewjcorbett 27 Sep 2015
        Replying to @malloryfoutch

        @malloryfoutch @TheOnion YES one of my 2 fav onion religion articleshttp://www.theonion.com/article/local-church-full-of-brainwashed-idiots-feeds-town-34860 …

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      2. devils advocate‏ @devilsadvocater 27 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so? the last one sucked “@TheOnion: Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years http://onion.com/1KMHSi5  pic.twitter.com/kOSzCU8UQZ”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. El Presidente‏ @rlcesq12 27 Sep 2015
        Replying to @devilsadvocater

        @devilsadvocater @TheOnion < Why should God write another? It's still been selling better than all the rest. P.S. Devil, get glasses! Woe😇👓

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      4. devils advocate‏ @devilsadvocater 27 Sep 2015
        Replying to @rlcesq12

        @rlcesq12 mathew, mark, luke, john… jesus needs ghost writers crappy deity & bad writer of the worst fantasy book ever. just like @theonion

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