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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Sep 2015

    Pope Francis Washes Feet Of Philly Phanaticpic.twitter.com/j50cbnMK1z

    11:00 AM - 26 Sep 2015
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    22 replies 1,111 retweets 1,405 likes
      1. Nicholas Guarracino‏ @nguarracino 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion can't believe you didn't go with Pheet.

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      1. Deplorable?Not!  🇺🇸‏ @stanelling 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion and then whispered to the Phanatic "Phillies suck"

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      1. Savvy McSavagePants‏ @262Michael 26 Sep 2015
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        @Sandysilk456 @TheOnion Did anybody get a photo of you falling off the turnip truck?

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      1. Emma Jane‏ @emjwilk 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @BrianHourican

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      1. Irish uNDeafeated Szn‏ @Sir_Rexington17 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @sara_hires

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      1. John Marcus‏ @JohnMarcus9 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ESPNMichele Doesn't this Pope have anything better to do than wash feet of a mascot?

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      1. Saines‏ @bizoo3 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ESPNMichelepic.twitter.com/sRHV0GjOkf

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      1. Carlos Nascimento‏ @sensiblewit 29 Sep 2015
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        .@TheOnion If it's water he is pouring, then it is ok. If its massage oil, worry.

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      1. Jeanie Miller‏ @jeaniemiller23 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @ESPNMichele Only Catholics would get the hilarity of this tweet.

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      2. Michael Myers‏ @MykalMyers 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theonion @satansrobot Just need him to bless the hands of Sam Bradford and the Eagles season is golden.

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      3. Shawn Dessaigne‏ @satansrobot 26 Sep 2015
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        @MykalMyers @TheOnion forget that, just put him in as QB.

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      1. Tanya Bibbs‏ @tbibbs54 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Is it really the City of Brotherly Love? ....Hell to the No!

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      1. LJ‏ @VeganliciousLJ 26 Sep 2015
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        Bwahahahahaa! RT @TheOnion: Pope Francis Washes Feet Of Philly Phanaticpic.twitter.com/81Ku1767oq

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      1. Denise's Daughter‏ @pax677 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion 💙 it!!

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      1. Corey Andrew‏ @COREYANDREW 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Hahahaha!!!! #DEAD! Lolol

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      1. Va Wright  👼‏ @Varightone1 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion 👄God bless The Pope!

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