@TheOnion can't believe you didn't go with Pheet.
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@TheOnion and then whispered to the Phanatic "Phillies suck"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Sandysilk456@TheOnion Did anybody get a photo of you falling off the turnip truck?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ESPNMichele Doesn't this Pope have anything better to do than wash feet of a mascot?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If it's water he is pouring, then it is ok. If its massage oil, worry.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ESPNMichele Only Catholics would get the hilarity of this tweet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion@satansrobot Just need him to bless the hands of Sam Bradford and the Eagles season is golden. -
@MykalMyers@TheOnion forget that, just put him in as QB.
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@TheOnion Is it really the City of Brotherly Love? ....Hell to the No!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Pope Francis Washes Feet Of Philly Phanaticpic.twitter.com/81Ku1767oq
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