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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Sep 2015

    Horrified Pope Calls Philadelphia Humanity’s Greatest Sin Against God http://onion.com/1jkI8Of pic.twitter.com/CH7FXzCKW8

    9:00 AM - 26 Sep 2015
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    76 replies 1,715 retweets 2,007 likes
      1. Delusional Sunset‏ @TheFireflyGrave 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion ...his opinion changed when he made it to Pittsburgh.

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      2. Spooky 🎃 Flirt Gamer‏ @NFlirtGamer 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion He must have read WC Fields jokes & thought they were real. "First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks".

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Roderick Gallatin‏ @TheMaddestThing 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @NFlirtGamer

        @NFlirtGamer @TheOnion I must have won third prize in that contest... Thus far, a lifetime here in #Philly.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Spooky 🎃 Flirt Gamer‏ @NFlirtGamer 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheMaddestThing

        @TheMaddestThing @TheOnion 💐 Hope your Sundays are shorter than his: "I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday."

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      5. Roderick Gallatin‏ @TheMaddestThing 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @NFlirtGamer

        @NFlirtGamer @TheOnion lol Thanks! Lately my days feel like they've run together. This run up to #popepocalypse was a year that felt like 5.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. NOLA Mindset‏ @nolamindset 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @MacCocktail he watched the game last Thursday🔔🚽

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      1. Theodectes‏ @Theodectes 26 Sep 2015
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        @theonion This would be funny if Philly wasn't constantly listed as one of world's great food and culture cities by countless publications.

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      1. Sick‏ @ChrisSick 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion you be nice to Philadelphia. We gave you a whole country to make fun of.

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      1. Kevin Wilson‏ @kevinmbwilson 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @HANDSUPBRAHHH

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      1. Will  🇵🇷‏ @SubyWill 26 Sep 2015
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        😭😭😭 RT @TheOnion: Horrified Pope Calls Philadelphia Humanity’s Greatest Sin Against God http://onion.com/1jkI8Of pic.twitter.com/HtBDJSuHpb

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      1. TBSX‏ @Creidthoughts 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @SydneyF27

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      2. Gary Schmitt‏ @Gary_222 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @stephenkruiser Democrats have destroyed Philadelphia !!

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      3. SFK‏ @stephenkruiser 26 Sep 2015
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        @Gary_222 Making a seriously political point about a humorous piece of satire really doesn't make a point. @TheOnion

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. John Howard‏ @howj77 26 Sep 2015
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        @andrew_hinman @TheOnion honestly though

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      1. Colin McKenna‏ @ColMcKenna 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion Ouch.

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      1. BruceDC‏ @Bruce35dc 26 Sep 2015
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        He's just pissed no one got him a cheesesteak. ;) @TheOnion

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      2. L‏ @oceanselleven 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @thisbeatIZ

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      3. Isabel Ridge Creamer‏ @thisbeatIZ 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @oceanselleven

        @pb_n_ellie you don't even wanna know what he said when he met me "/

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      4. L‏ @oceanselleven 26 Sep 2015
        Replying to @thisbeatIZ

        @thisbeatIZ Izzy of course I do

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