@TheOnion @Kenny_Mayne title of article should be a "A Battle Of Watts"pic.twitter.com/hJaBZ5YtyU
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@TheOnion @Kenny_Mayne title of article should be a "A Battle Of Watts"pic.twitter.com/hJaBZ5YtyU
@TheOnion @Fus_Ro_Dakka
I'm not a fan of this saying, but...Oh My God!
@TheOnion @whathavewehear is it just me? or are all #Conservatives around the World the same? constantly contradicting themselves #elxn42
@TheOnion There should be enough voltage to fry the tattoos off a Salvadorian's forehead....
@TheOnion over 9000 volts
@TheOnion Will it make Mr. Trumps hair stand up?
@TheOnion @testpilotpete electrify the lecterns!
@TheOnion 10,000 volts is the politically correct amount.
@TheOnion trump, a character in Porn Expo. Which one? http://www.amazon.com/Porn-Expo-Psycho-Day-Christian-ebook/dp/B00VZA9AZ0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1443255958&sr=8-1&keywords=porn+expo …
Cool! some cell phone charging stations @TheOnion
@TheOnion @BauervanStraten
Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber...take your pick which is which.
@TheOnion scary bc this sounds like a headline that could actually be published by the likes of CNN
RT @TheOnion: GOP Candidates Fiercely Divided Over How Much Voltage Border Wall Should Be Electrified With
@TheOnion the more the better



@TheOnion Just a thought, but have they considered a ditch? I'm sure a ditch from one side of the US to the other would be less expensive.
@TheOnion Bush: "I'll unclench my fist just as soon as you stop making your mouth look like a receptacle."
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