@TheOnion @MacCocktail "Please lord, let this bridge not collapse under my pious weight."
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*cackling*
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@TheOnion Lord bless this Eisenhower epoch steelThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion And Boener resigned.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@HonoredValor. Well that should fix it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@UGRnews We were hoping that the laying of hands would re-aligned the#DCMetro as a#monorail .pic.twitter.com/HacJIEMtRm
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@TheOnion: Pope Francis Lays Hands On Ailing U.S. Infrastructure http://onion.com/1OyA21p pic.twitter.com/qMtNONRSzM”@mharrelson79@K_E_Gray
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@TheOnion@aparanjape Hahahaha ROFL!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion send him to Montreal, we need this kind of healing, badly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Pope Francis Lays Hands On Ailing U.S. Infrastructure http://onion.com/1OyA21p pic.twitter.com/Bs0xK3mCWC
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@theonion Is this meant to be a metaphor? "Ailing Infrastructure" Well I say fix your own Vatican infrastructure- don't lecture me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@KellyDMcC waiting for him to heal our political system, but that may be beyond God's power :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But he's a cleric, not a paladin... Read the core rulebook, sheesh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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