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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Sep 2015

    Pope Francis Lays Hands On Ailing U.S. Infrastructure http://onion.com/1OyA21p pic.twitter.com/s3rx3bqDZm

    10:10 AM - 25 Sep 2015
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      1. Canuckistan Groyper‏ @FixieTrackStand 25 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @MacCocktail "Please lord, let this bridge not collapse under my pious weight."

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      1. cody cee‏ @Miss_Cody 25 Sep 2015
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        *cackling* @TheOnion

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      1. Bool‏ @tomservo10 25 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Lord bless this Eisenhower epoch steel

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      1. James Edward Carter‏ @James_EdC 25 Sep 2015
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        @theonion And Boener resigned.

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      1. brian blohm‏ @blohmbrian 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @HonoredValor. Well that should fix it.

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      1. Diana Hernandez‏ @chiantifavabean 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @erodriguezk

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      1. Bongo Fury‏ @JDplusMcG 26 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @UGRnews We were hoping that the laying of hands would re-aligned the #DCMetro as a #monorail .pic.twitter.com/HacJIEMtRm

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      1. giselle‏ @gisellemarieee_ 25 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @baby_lotus

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      1. Sal Manacotti‏ @WheresSal 25 Sep 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Francis Lays Hands On Ailing U.S. Infrastructure http://onion.com/1OyA21p  pic.twitter.com/qMtNONRSzM”@mharrelson79 @K_E_Gray

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      1. Ameya‏ @ATweetinghole 25 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @aparanjape Hahahaha ROFL!!!

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      1. Kyle Carney‏ @kcarneyster 25 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion send him to Montreal, we need this kind of healing, badly.

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      1. Red With Hints of Blonde‏ @nikkiaredhead 25 Sep 2015
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        Please. RT @TheOnion: Pope Francis Lays Hands On Ailing U.S. Infrastructure http://onion.com/1OyA21p pic.twitter.com/Bs0xK3mCWC

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      1. Renee V.‏ @smiles_52301 25 Sep 2015
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        @theonion Is this meant to be a metaphor? "Ailing Infrastructure" Well I say fix your own Vatican infrastructure- don't lecture me.

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      1. Michael Washington‏ @MWashDrum 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @lukecissell HAHAHAHA!

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      1. CynB‏ @ccandsea 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @KellyDMcC waiting for him to heal our political system, but that may be beyond God's power :P

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      1. Oculus ಠ益ಠ Ignis‏ @OculusIgnis 27 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion But he's a cleric, not a paladin... Read the core rulebook, sheesh.

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