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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Sep 2015

    Syracuse Removes ‘Kiss Cam’ From Games http://onion.com/1G76lfM  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/TM3Ud7LINr

    8:12 AM - 25 Sep 2015
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    • Kirk Wester chris boyd Fixer Guy Justin O'Neill Mech Good Vibe Tribe Chase Morris kiernan besse (very big manhattan jaspers fan) J Stephen Smith
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      1. Darren Flaxman‏ @the_canary 25 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @NunesMagician if a sport is so dull that it requires soft core porn to keep the crowds coming (sic) then it may be in trouble

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      2. The Webbliest™‏ @TheWebbliest 25 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I love me some Onion, but you guys really need more stock photos for quoted people. I think I've seen this face on 50+ articles.

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      3. Gil_bat 🦇‏ @gil_by 25 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheWebbliest

        @TheWebbliest that's part of the joke. They've been using the same 6ppl since the 90s.

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      4. The Webbliest™‏ @TheWebbliest 25 Sep 2015
        Replying to @gil_by

        @gil_by Makes sense, but I get tired of seeing the same 6 faces. At least the articles remain consistently hilarious, though.

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      1. Ocala FAL‏ @cartmansrebels 25 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion is it because no one goes?

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      1. BioVets‏ @BioGrowz 25 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion RT Talk about a bah-humbug on #love Syracuse

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